Show and Tell: S5 Gag reel
August 9, 2010
So, it looks like it’s time for another game of show and tell. I’ma show you 5 videos…
and you tell me what the fuck is going on here. Cuz I honestly have no farking clue.
JenSIN!Sunday: Smell My Face…
December 13, 2009
So, I e-mailed AJ yesterday morning and posed the following question:
Where in the world is Jensen Ackles??
And THIS?… was her reply…
Shit Storm Watch ’09: The ChiCon Edition!
November 13, 2009
ChiCon 2009 is SO on!!
Your forecast for Friday & Saturday:
MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A 75% CHANCE OF SCATTERED SHITSTORMS…
Sunday’s forecast:
OVERCAST WITH A 95% CHANCE OF SHIT GETTING REAL…
Con Etiquette 101: Obtaining the Proper Signatures
November 9, 2009
Previously, in Con Etiquette 101, we covered the basics on requesting the proper poses for your photo ops. And now, with Chicago Con and its impending over the top double engagements/double baby announcements and other strictly heterosexual shit on the horizon, we should probably go ahead and cover one more aspect of Cons that have a tendency to go wrong, if the proper procedure is not followed. And that, Sasquatches, is the autograph session. Oh yes.
Now. In the past, the boys and their ~handlers~ have been more than a bit touchy about just what the boys are allowed and/or willing to sign. First of all, there is NO personalizing…of anything…ever, at a con this size. So don’t even ask. Secondly, in terms of pictures, they generally won’t sign anything that isn’t “OFFICIAL”… whatever the fuck that means. And also, no body parts. Well…unless you happen to be awesome, which most of us aren’t. So forget that, too. Having said that, every now and then, they’ll let the occasional unofficial picture slip through the line for the boys to sign, even if they do get squicked out signing it. Unnerving for them, lulztastic for us.
So, with this post, we shall present you with a list of acceptable inappropriate photos to have autographed by the Js. So long as you have a good ~reason~ for wanting the picture signed, shouldn’t be an issue. Knock yourselves out…
Blind Item of the Week: Third Strike?
October 27, 2009
Which TV hunk was spotted over the weekend showing PDA with his very own “best girl” in a crowded NYC park, only to miss his flight home and thus missing work, due to catching a Yankees game at the week’s end? Rumour has it he was spotted scarfing down an extra long hotdog at the ballpark. Perhaps he was “homesick”…
This Is An Obligatory Post…
September 16, 2009
SquareHead University Lecture Series Proudly Presents: Vancouver Con ’09
…otherwise known as the con that was boring as FUCK.
*guess you had to be there*
SPN Prep: I Know What You Did Last Summer
August 27, 2009
“Isn’t it cuz you’re really scared to go there with a demon…because it’s wrong, and it’s bad and we shouldnt?”
No. It’s cuz my brother’s a possessive freak. Dean Winchester doesn’t share, bish.
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McLovin Monday: Reinventing Love
August 3, 2009
School is not out for summer, you guise. Consider this your essential reading for the week…
Because this verse is called ‘Reinventing Love’, and DAYUM, if that isn’t appropriate.
Title: tell them we’re like magnets
Author: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 83,000 (No, really.)
Warnings: The usual overabundance of schmoop and a healthy dose of teenage angst. Also: meddling big brothers, grumpy RA’s, and horny upperclassmen.
Disclaimer: This is all a figment of my overactive imagination.
Summary: The story of Jared and Jensen’s life together reads sort of like a fairytale. Come on, childhood friends growing up and falling in love? It doesn’t get much sweeter than that. But now their perfect summer has ended, and it’s time to go off to college. They’re more than ready to tackle this new chapter of their lives together, but deadlines, scheduling conflicts, and epic misunderstandings threaten to make the journey harder, and the outcome uncertain. The boys soon learn that not everything comes easy, that sometimes just being in love isn’t enough, and they find themselves struggling to keep their grip on what matters most – each other. (Fifth installment in the reinventing love ‘verse. Previous reading is highly recommended.)
NOTE: YOU SHOULD PROLLY READ THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS IN THIS VERSE FIRST. WHY?? BECAUSE IT’S TOO GOOD NOT TO. ENTIRE VERSE FOUND HERE.
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…and because nothing warms my cold heart more than a socially inept Jensen Ackles falling in love with a verrah pretteh Jared T Padalecki.
Did I mention, Jensen Ackles owns a full size Dalek costume. Which he rides around his apartment when nobody’s home.
Yeah, that.
Title: Counting the Steps to the Door of Your Heart
Author: annella
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 44,500
Summary: Jensen’s life isn’t perfect, but he’s happy enough. He has friends (well, one friend and one roommate), a prospective career (if he can pass this stupid, stupid test which requires him to be able to talk to people), a sex life of sorts (with guys who are total jerkfaces and think Jensen is a dork, which is actually true), and a life-size Dalek costume with a voice modulator which lets him EXTERMINATE things (like the toaster). Then, out of nowhere, he also has Jared (gorgeous, wonderful, socially retarded, and already taken), and his life turns upside down in the blink of an eye. For the first time, Jensen has found what he wants, but how is he going to get it?
