A Note From Your Professors: Domestic Disturbance
September 14, 2010
I have absolutely no intention of watching this shit when it comes back on (at least not till Lisa DIAF on the ceiling), hence the reason we skipped the shit outta SPN Prep this year. I’d rather pretend SHOW ended at 5. But, anyway, if you’ll kindly direct your attention to the 0:26 mark, I think you’ll find something that is in fact relevant to all of our interests.
GODDAMN, JARED PADALECKI. I SAY GODDAMN!!!
Dirty Secret: Vol 4.0
August 4, 2010
Group Therapy is now in session, kids. It’s time for another round of Dirty Secrets. As always, this is your one chance to say what you mean and mean what you say. Just try not to get us sued. Secrets can be SPN related or not. J2 related or not. Personal or not. Anything goes.
We’ll go first!
Let’s see how much things have not changed in a year…
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Hey! You guys remember when Jensen and Jared used to be awesome?
Nerds or ladykillers?
Jensen: Nerd! The word alone is funny.
Jared: Also nerd! Although, people used to say I looked like Matt Damon, now-a-days, sometimes people say I look like Brad Pitt.
Jensen: Yeah, you wish!
Jared: But this is a bit of a tough choice. Who says about himself that he’s a nerd? Or a ladykiller? If that’s the case, you should take your pee to the doctor immediately.
Jensen: Of course we notice the hardcore group of female fans who follow us. It’s extremely flattering, but not something that we concern ourselves with. Just as we don’t wonder which one of us is the most popular. In the first place, the success of Supernatural lies in the story. That doesn’t take away the fact that Jared’s uglier than me and can’t act as well, of course. He can’t help it.
Yeah. I miss it, too.
Eye Candygram: Vol. 2.8
July 19, 2010
It’s Big Daddy’s birfday, yo!
My, how the years have flown by. No, rly. Didn’t he JUST have a birthday, like last week? Anyway, as is tradition round these parts, we like to take this time to impart some wisdom that may help Jared along in certain aspects of his life as he’s well on his way to becoming old as dirt.
Now, seeing as how The Padalecki is hell-bent on becoming a hot shit action hero or something, we want to do all that we can to encourage him to keep looking for that perfect pointless re-make, so that he, too, can one day be this famous.
Some day, Jarrud. Someday.
I think the problem, here, is that perhaps he’s not as open to other genres as he should be. He seems to be all about gaining 50 pounds and beating the shit out of someone. Not that I disapprove. I just think that he should consider other options. And seeing as how there are only about 5 original thoughts left in Hollywood & 4 of them belong to Todd Farmer, we’ve compiled a list of movies that absolutely don’t need to be re-made for Jared Padalecki to consider auditioning for, for when they are, in fact, re-made. In 3-D. For no apparent reason…
A Note From Your Professors: Report Card Day!
May 28, 2010
Sooooo, once upon a time, this twat named MT had this idea to create a place where one and all could come and worship at the shrine of God’s greatest gift to mankind…Jared Padalecki’s ASS. It was to be a place where one could gaze longingly at the ASS, testify on the goodness of the ASS, and yes… even smack that ASS. So she enlisted the help of our enabler, the Goddess, maichan, to spread the joy of said ASS.
Maichan looked down and said…
“Let there be ASS.”
And there was ASS.
And it was good.
The fifth day…
LA Con! It’s An All You Can Eat!
March 28, 2010
Except for you, B. I think you’ve had enough.
Lawl, Fatty McFatterson.
Apparently Jared ate Gen this morning…or something.
Blind Item: I kiss Jen…in public
March 7, 2010
Which TV duo who, up until now, have kept their relationship strictly on the downlow, were spotted yesterday making out in Vancouver airport? The on screen turned off screen duo recently took their relationship to the next level, leaving their third wheel babysitting the dogs – a task they look thrilled to have…
Chemistry 101: Quatchi & Miga Are In Love…
February 25, 2010
Don’t try to deny their epic romance fauxmance romance!!
So undoubtedly, by now you’ve all thoroughly stalked Jared & Jennifer’s wedding page from top to bottom, and have acquired all the details and seen all the fuckery at hand. And although we’re usually not advocates of re-posting stolen personal photos, especially regarding something as private as their engagement album…
The outtakes were just too adorable to pass up.
Sorry, hosers…had to do it.
Business 101: Can I get a hell yeah?
February 11, 2010
Well hell…
They look pretty fucking happy to me!
What say you, bitches?
Twofer!Tuesday: A Current Affair…
February 9, 2010
Now, with the future Mrs. Padalecki’s wedding just around the corner, we were thinking… we should probably throw her a bridal shower, seeing as how we’ve already thrown an engagement party or two for Danneel Ackles. I say, Jennifer is due. So, to celebrate her upcoming wedding celebration extravaganza, we’ve decided to present the newlyweds-to-be with the greatest gift of all…
