SPN Prep: Lucifer Rising

“You don’t even know how hard this was! All the demons out for my head. No one knew. I was the best of those sons of bitches! The most loyal! Not even Alistair knew! Only Lilith! Yeah, I’m sure you’re a little angry right now, But, I mean, come on, Sam! Even you have to admit — I’m — I’m AWESOME!“

Really, Ruby?  Really? You think you’re awesome cuz you so easily manipulated a man into doing something you wanted? It’s 2009, honey. He’s a man. You have a vagina. It’s not that hard. Seriously, don’t flatter yourself… Elle Woods scored higher on her LSATs than this tard.

Yeah…you’re batman awesome.

SPN Prep: When The Levee Breaks

Let me out! This is crazy” … “No, not until you dry out”

I’m self lubricating Dean. That’s not gonna happen.

SPN Prep: The Rapture

“You let Jimmy get away??“   “Talk to Ginormo, here.”

“What is this?? Attack of the Ginger Brigade? I wanted a fucking coke!!”

SPN Prep: Jump The Shark

“We’re John Winchester’s sons, that’s who WE are” …  “I have brothers?”

“No, you don’t have brothers. Sammy is MINE, so back the hell up, bitch”

Lawl, possessive.

SPN Prep: The Monster at the End of This Book

“Everything is in here.  I mean everything.  From the racist truck to — to me having sex.   I’m full-frontal in here, dude.“

…Funny, I don’t recall him being full frontal in that episode. *bitchfacing @ Kripke*  I’m callin’ do-over, asshole!!

SPN Prep: It’s A Terrible Life

“So… you’ve never had any… weird dreams?” “Alright, look, man, uh… I don’t know you, okay? But I’m gonna do a public service and, uh, let you know that … that you over-share.”

“And also, I maybe had a dream a couple of nights ago that you had me pinned against a wall, and I somehow ended up on top of you in a motel room while some other guy watched us. But whatever.”

SPN Prep: On the Head of a Pin

“And it is written that the first seal shall be broken when a righteous man sheds blood in Hell. AS HE BREAKS, SO. SHALL. IT. BREAK.“

“Dude, could you maybe stop spitting on me for like 5 seconds.”

SPN Prep: Death Takes A Holiday

“Get out of me.”    “Am I making you uncomfortable?”

“I know I’m a big guy, but, that’s a little bold, going in with more than two fingers, dontcha think?”

SPN Prep: Sex and Violence

“I just talked to Bobby. We officially have a theory…Siren.” “Like Greek myth sirens? The Odyssey?”

“…Hey, I read.“

…The jokes practically write themselves, really.

SPN Prep: After School Special

“Nice shorts. “

“I’m sorry, would you mind sliding to the left? Just cuz you’re scrubbing toilets, while I’m walkin’ around bein’ a fierce bitch…”