January 4, 2009
Oh HAI, y’all! So…MT and I have decided to take a break from our holiday drinking binge to bring you the following bit of ridiculosity. One day, not long after ChiCon ’08, we were fartin’ around at work hard at work, when geenyus struck. Oh yes. For some reason, we were discussing Jason Manns. I was trying to explain to MT that, unbeknownst to most people, OMGJASON is a frickin’ BEAST…in other words, he’s acshully BIGGER than Jarrud. I know, I know…I was shocked, too. It’s just not right.
Anycrap, one thing led to another, and we decided that we should write Jason a song that we’d sing to him the next time we see him.
Then we’d charge him $10 for said performance. Yes.
November 11, 2008
Anyone in the United States who voted in favor of this bullshit last week can GTFO. Srsly. SHAME. ON. US. Who the fuck are we to tell ANYONE that they don’t have the right to love or be loved? Who are we to begrudge ANYONE of their happiness? Goddammit, if you’re lucky enough… LUCKY ENOUGH…to fucking FIND someone in this shit world, who’s willing to stand beside you through anything and LOVE you through your best and worst of days, then GOOD.ON.YOU. You take that love and you fucking hold onto it. And don’t let ANYONE tell you that you don’t deserve it, for whatever reason. FUCK…THAT.
*full on makes out with her* Just…yes. Sophia Effing Bush is my new oh-so-gay lesbian crush. Deal with it.
SRS BZNS below the cut…
October 13, 2008
Now, as many of you know, MT and I have never actually met. Nevermind the fact that she’s the little sister I never needed had, and I’m the big sister she never ALWAYS wanted. Our first meeting is sure to be… ridiculous. But since most of you prolly won’t be there to witness it (poor you), we thought we’d do y’all a favor and give you a sneak peek at how this epic meeting will most likely go down.
June 18, 2008
This post has absolutly nothing to do with J-Squared. It is, however, relevant to Jensen Ackles’ interests:
You just KNOW he wakes up every morning, stands in front of his bathroom mirror, and sings this song into his hairbrush, all the while imagining that he’s fucking Nicole.
It’s funny cuz it’s true. BTW, extra credit to the first person who goes up to him at the next con and requests that he performs the moves from 3:13 to 3:20 AND captures it on film for me to watch on repeat. What? You know he knows how to do it. Pssh.
DISCLAIMER: JENSEN ACKLES MAY WISH HE WAS FUCKING A PCD, BUT WHILE PERFORMING THEIR SONGS IN HIS BATHROOM, HE DOES NOT WEAR BLACK LEATHER PANTS NOR DOES HE SPORT A YELLOW BRA. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JENSEN ACKLES PERFORMS NAKED. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE.
June 1, 2008
Jared Padalecki? I’D RIDE THAT LIKE JENSEN ACKLES.
April 3, 2008
March 2, 2008
That is all.